They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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