watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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