I CAN MOONWALK!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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