Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think your dad took our porno
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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