don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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