I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
