I must be too annoying 4 u.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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