She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
there is glitter all over my balls
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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