So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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