Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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