i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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