So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
