I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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