Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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