I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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