i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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