MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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