I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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