when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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