How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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