i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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