my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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