I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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