its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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