scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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