when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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