Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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