My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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