And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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