new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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