its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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