after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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