ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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