Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I'm really busy with my period
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