not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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