North Korea, Best Korea!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Of course I have a pirate flag
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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