Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Randomize
