He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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