no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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