we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I checked into jail on foursquare
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
