I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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