well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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