I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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