It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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