nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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