Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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