okay pat passed out under dana's car
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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