Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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