But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
