Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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