Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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