Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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