me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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