OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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