He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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